Akron.
Q: Are we not men?
A: We are DeVos

Their relationship - he's trying to milk it for all its worth.

[This sounds like a dashboard confessional]

"She hates me so much, she doesn't even recognize my right to exist! That's a turn-on."
[paraphrased Larry David]

'Kanye' can be pulled out of the name 'Kellyanne'.

"She allegedly banged Putin and Blair…"
1.) At the same time?
2.) So 'Bear' and Blair?

Be careful if it's a Fair Warning party.

The Chameleons?

Who are you? Nietzsche?

And I'm still waiting
I am still waiting

I'm carrying the wheel.

They need to knock Brady out of the game and hope Brissett isn't ready. I mean, run the ball a lot and keep Brady on the sideline.

In other news, Tity Boi has retired at an alarmingly early age.

http://bluetoothdouchebag.com/

There's only room for one and here she comes, here she comes!

There's a lot of love for that movie - A Dr. Strange love.

I guess there would be no "Too Many People" or "How Do You Sleep?".

You're one of those Men Without Hats?

The Kinks or The Fall?

What exactly is a dream?
And what exactly is a joke?