nobody gives a shit about your softball team grandpa

nah there’s still kiss and train

thats funny, mushy and unplayable is how i think about mumford

when you’re still an alcoholic but you want to keep that brooklyn trust fund cocaine fiend figure you worked so hard for

you just responded five times to posts over a day old and ask me if i’m mad

ah good i’ve been looking for a vacation home to record death metal in

I kind of feel like this about all VAR but the judgment call replays are truly quantum, merely watching it changes the event.

the whole “i’m a foot fuckin master” routine in pulp fiction was enough to convince me

Rex Ryan? More like Sex Tryin’

thanks for that info. nobody cares, move on with your life.

lets be real most of you just started listening to this band because of portlandia

“I’m like che guevara with bling on, I’m complex” uhhh not really jigga

i mean its not as if jay-z hasn’t made a career and indeed a massive fortune out of waxing poetically about how he’d literally do almost anything to be rich

dave if you’re not an irony poisoned 30something dude trying to cover up his vulnerability by smugly asking if people are mad online because its not like you could ever have feelings and if you did you drowned them in white claw then don’t respond to this post

i love how if the quarterback runs out of the pocket its as if he’s climbing over the wall into no man’s land

Nose Full of Blood is one of my favorite dethcore revival acts

i’m glad to know that yet another jaded white millennial male is definitely not mad because of the irony poisoning its definitely a unique personality and not at all like you were grown in a clone factory

yeah i’m pretty mad about racist white men pretending to be woke thanks for the cut & paste response, circus clown

i love when white us soccer fans bring up ‘mexicans’ as a potential draw to their teams. if they’re mexican americans its not exactly a safe bet they care about soccer and if they’re from mexico their league is already better and most of their clubs wipe the floor with MLS teams in international cups

i didn’t realize i would kick up such a hornets nest of pathetic, delusional usa soccer fanboys honestly you guys are unreal. i thought you were unbearable when you were using the USWNT as a surrogate for your tryhard politics and I guess if you question the league’s development strategy you get a bunch of…