this really isn’t that noteworthy, its a fucking scrimmage. as someone already pointed out the dream team lost a scrimmage to a college squad

bingo we have a winner

what makes it a “legit decent soccer town”

the soccer audience is actually not 6x britains, not sure if you uh knew that

that...doesn’t really answer my question of why an incredibly mediocre league that seems to lean on signing washed up euro stars to generate ticket sales is continuing to dilute the talent pool

the top flight league of the english system has 20 teams in it, they have a relegation system where the bad teams that can’t perform drop into lower leagues

they’ll just hire a bunch of hot british people with theatre degrees its not that hard

thats not how english clubs work though, over there they don’t do ‘expansion teams’. there actually probably is a team crammed into every nook and cranny of london (some that aren’t in the PL for example: queens park rangers, leyton orient, fulham, charlton athletic, milwall, AFC Wimbledon, bromley, Dagenham &…

because the united states has a lot of empty land thats why we have a bigger league? i don’t follow buddy

i bet you george clinton would be able to help

why does this league in a country that simply does not care about soccer have more teams in it than any top flight league in the entire world?

yah thats kinda the joke, i own the album thanks for the explanation its greatly appreciated

i know what the song is about but actions speak louder than words, maybe you should google jay-z and ankle monitoring

is it illegal to be angry in the back of the house now? 

remember when jay-z said he was a black republican

wearing a st pauli shirt right now so uuuuh yes thats what i want to see from my ultras thank you mr lalas, you dork

i can’t tell you how many jerry lundergaards i talked to in a job where I stood between an insurance salesman and a very modest amount of advertising reimbursement money and they’d be so nice and kind but still wheedling and passive aggressive to try and get me to give them an extension or a favor and when i’d say no…

never thought magic and pitchfork dudes would overlap (making lists of fucking *everything*)

*is a self described life long pacifist*

flashforward to 2022 when the umpbots reign supreme and deadspin is complaining about how there’s too many hits and the every game is almost 5 hours long