“There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.”

Might work but they would probably have to charge a bit to clean up the car parts and replace the light poles/ remove the Mustangs that smashed into the front of the Bread Garden etc

Him: man I screwed up and smashed up my Vette and my insurance probably won’t cover it cause I was driving like a jackass.

Lynyrd Skynyrd reference: Palm tree your in my way...