Anyone who grabs junk without consent deserves to be slapped. I hope he doesn't feel too bad.

I'm gonna go lie on the floor and cry a little. Jesus Christ this is worse than any nightmare I've ever had.

NO. FUCK OFF LET IT GO. FUCK OFF EVERYONE.

I don't want to hear one FUCKING word about Happy being overplayed until Let it Go is slaughtered and buried in a shallow, unmarked grave. Not kidding, NOTHING gets to be called "overplayed" until the week when I don't see a single "blah blah, firefighter dad frozen song in the car" does not show up in the rotation. …

Fuck it, I think it's cute. And AFFORDABLE! Bring on the Big Mac Cake, which is really just a donut cake with the donuts replaced with "artfully" arranged Big Macs. I'm trying to make a Pinterest joke, but now I'm just so hungry.

Ha, love the last line. I saw De La Soul in May at Sasquatch and they were SO MUCH FUN. Surprise festival favorite.

Poor fucking beats. The last few winters on my home turf have been rough and as part of my job I regularly see letters from long-term, active hunters entreating the government to reduce quotas to conserve populations for future generations. I just don't get this kind of hunting. How selfish do you have to be to…

At the risk of COMPLETELY alienating my 12 year old self, that sounds delicious. This future sure as hell beats Soylent!

More like a butter mistress. Fuck I want pie.

Won't someone please think of the contrarians?!

That series is fucking amazing. It ripped my heart out and then smashed it, but in such a universal way. When I cried, it wasn't just for the characters, it was for myself and for everyone who inevitably faces the fact that they are, on some level, alone and nothing is ever stable, no matter how much you need it to…

His Dark Materials is some of the best fantasy I have ever read in my life, not YA fantasy, just, some of the best period. It would be such a shame if a single person passed it over simply because it is geared towards young adults. The best YA books speak to something universal inside of us, anyone with half a…

Bullshit.

God I want to sleep with Seth Rogen. Just get mean.

How do you not know gum has aspartame?! That shit is all sugar free, you think it just tastes good for kicks?

I'm pretty sure it's both historical and political :)

I assume she's addressed this with Stephen King, Dean Koontz, George R.R. Martin etc.?

I don't feel truly clean until I've had my muesli bath.

This made me so happy.

LOVE this headline. Thirsty now.