You don’t understand the idea of donating, do you? If you are forced to do it, it’s not donating. We should have much more control over where our money goes in social programs, and stop being forced at gun point to “donate” to it.

“The cause of the accident was the fact “the driver accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when she was attempting to pull out of a parking space at the apartment complex.” “

Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there: if you want to protect yourself from runaway Hyundai Sonatas crashing into your apartment, make sure you have a big, comfy gaming chair. It’s not just the most comfortable way to shield yourself from wayward sedans: it’s the best way.