Back in my day, we called this the 2 man butter churn. It was illegal in 3 counties.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

It’s easy to get cocky with a letter like M, though. Witness the Montreal Expos logo.

Horatio Requests you delete your account.

Hell yeah, hockey coverage! Sassy fist bumps for all.

The problem here seems to be that the kids stole the pills instead of receiving them from a sketchy team doctor?

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

As Bob Costas said on a recent CNN appearance, there’s no anthem being played before movies or plays. Why is it played before sporting events?

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Quarterbacks with knees should probably avoid the Vikings.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

Because you are bad at Fantasy Football.

This is a bad take

I always wished there was a time traveling A-10 movie where the pilot just interferes with historical battles while smoking a cigar and laughing like a maniac.

Jacksonville doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle an NFL game

This ship is Littoraly almost impossible to sink.

Officer: Did you just toss that Dell out the window, son?

While the laptop is damaged from its fall out a window and will not function, it would definitely be of the highest entertainment value.