I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

Navy be like

wow sounds like america is salty that russia did some sick maneuvers in front of our lame ass plane

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

I’ll bet you could solder them together.

I’m not big on gold chains and pendants, but this intrigues me. Is there one where the pizza is whole? I do not have 7 friends.

Whoa, this pizza video sounds awesome!

I just skip to about 2/3rds of the way through to skip all the bullshit and oral. Like, thanks film crew but I’m just here for the hardcore fucking.

I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

Big star for “Hair of the Lamb of Christ”

During the few years between graduating college and moving out of my parents, if I got shithoused on a Saturday night and woke my parents up when I’d walk in at 3:00am, my dad would drag me out of bed the next morning to go 7:00am mass.

Let’s talk in five years, Beaver Jr.

i go back and forth on whether that one or this one is the best news blooper of all time.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

The fans know hebrew the call.

That first sentence makes me feel awful for any English teacher you’ve ever had.

*Reads first 11 words of your post.*