“A life without risk is not a life truly lived”

It’s a shame that even on a vacation, we can’t take it easy.

You are correct. My blood work came back pre-diabetic after I downed the bag in 3 days, then went to the doctor a month later.

You are correct. My blood work came back pre-diabetic after I downed the bag in 3 days, then went to the doctor a…

Build a wall and demand that Musk pay for it.

Quoting the town charter of Austin, TX, I see.

That’s on the CLR-MAX

We will let them choose between Plesetsk Cosmodrome and Dayton.

I got bored and made this, and I stand by it 10000%.

But I can tell you that I thought someone else on the Jalopnik staff was writing about it.

E-a-t-0-n, it’s pronounced like “Sarah”

That sounds like most of the roads in Houston today.

My guess, from working in the security industry (albeit computer network, rather than physical, but) is that it comes down to money. Many businesses don’t have state of the art security systems, because it’s expensive. If the upgraded system won’t save them more money than just leaving the old stuff in, there’s no…

Missed the fact that today is

I don’t drive to Moab to cover EJS, it’s just an arbitrary deadline I choose (and also, it’s when my Jeep friends are out there). And since EJS ended on Sunday, I made it in time! (But barely!)

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

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Calling that a tire is a bit of a stretch

I’ll bet there’s nothing in the HOA bylaws against drawing big, meaty wieners on your dues checks. I mean big, throbby, veiny dingalings right there in the notes field. Full-on Superbad-style penis cartoons.

Not really, because Dallas sucks.