For the record, I’d gladly drive hoon that any day. Cayenne, wood grain, AND convertable! 

So what you’re saying is I need to find someone with a red US Passport and a decent size travel budget......

Are you the BOFH’s sister, the BWFH(Bastard Writer from Hell)? You have a similar tone to Simon Travaglia which I find highly entertaining.

Dear god NOOOOOOOOOOO! So many usable tubs.

But for real, where is that. I have a few resto projects that would help me get going on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoon << How is this ever not cool?!

I get jealous reading through your fleet of vehicles. Right now all I have is a 2015 JKU Willys(mine) and a red 944 with a bunny on the roof sitting in my driveway. Next on my list is an M35a2

David I hope, nay expect solid coverage of Jeep Fest.

High daytime temps here in Texas just mean evening temps in the high 80s low 90s feel nice and cool.

Not Photoshopped.

Look, I get it, In fact I even like this vehicle. It’s off-road, sort of, capable and Porsche wants to highlight this. But really? The first photo has the rear driver’s side tire, and likely front passenger side, off the ground. WHY YOU NO FLEX PORSCHE?! And another photo is framed in such a way to make it appear that…

Fully functional grill.

Where did you find mud like that in Texas? I’ve been looking for some to play in.