What song?

Isn’t it Polish for ‘buttercup’?

I know this is sarcasm but for those that don't know Dandelion's name in the books is Jaskier which is polish for "Dandelion"

Let us look at this with a bit of context. 30-odd years ago when I graduated High School I was legit 5'10.5" and I’ve got doctor’s records that indicate that. I was recently measured by a new doctor at 5'10" so I’ve lost about 1/2 an inch in 30-odd years. This only makes sense, and is a well known fact. As we age, the…

My father-in-law is also a veteran. A few years back, I heard that there’s a tradition that if you write to the White House to tell them you’ve been married 50 years, the President will write back to congratulate you. I heard about this around my in-laws 48 anniversary and Obama was still in office. By the time they…

There are a lot of similarities between Trump and a terrible uncle of mine: racist, sexist, blowhard, self-aggrandizing, self-mythologizing, ignores facts and history, got his money from his father, pathological moocher, never did a real day’s work in his life. My uncle is 72 and about 6'3", 250 lbs. So I don’t find…

He has both but only carries on his back the one he’s likely going to need. It’s that way in the books. The two swords on the back was a video game design decision.

I absolutely love this show. It’s not perfect and some of the effects are BAD but I can tell it was made by people who love and admire the source material and that really shines through. 

Having never, ever put more than three seconds of thought into this, I assumed Trump was like 5'6" and was suffering from a Napoleon Complex.

I mean, Jason if you’re just going to go out and say it.  Maybe one of us wanted to bitch about how much of a joke kinja and G/O media is. 

Several years ago, my best friend got me one of those SEGA Genesis Flashback consoles, which comes with about two-dozen old Genesis games pre-installed and about 40 garbage shovelware games. I was very grateful for the kind gesture, and I did open it up and try it out, but the video and sound quality are so awful I…

Superman 64. Christmas of 1999 I think.

It singlehandedly turned me away from being a Superman fan.

Kinja is just a broken mess, period.

I’m going to facetiously say Death Stranding which I opened this morning, only because I just started a new game of my favorite walking and inventory management simulator, No Man’s Sky, and can’t just start up DS right now. 

Seriously, Kinja on Chrome Mobile is just freaking broken right now. Good thing they killed Deadspin for this.

A Playstation 2.
Hear me out!

“Tell us—if you can manage to somehow navigate the ads and actually get our comments to load.”

It’s not an obsession with Star Wars per se. It’s an obsession with what a shitlord hack JJ Abrams is...

Broom Boy’s still out there keeping the thematic triumph of The Last Jedi alive. Anyone can be a hero and a legend.

Filed to: Sloppy Storytelling for Expediency’s Sake