There would be too many articles to write about the Packers, unless they used Murphy as a stand in. Which they should, cause he sucks doodoo.

For the love of god, kill the game already. 

I have never felt anything about the Dolphins, but unlike Jacksonville and Tampa Bay, I remember they exist. That’s probably the best thing that I can say about professional Florida teams.

I cant wait for this team to find new and exciting ways to not make the playoffs this year!

“Saint Peter, don’t you call me ‘cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store."

Titanfall 2 is fucking amazing. Anybody who reads this should go and play it right now.

Its actually 1,545 days until football starts, as evidenced by the open hand of the player.

No, it does not. It's a successor to Baldur's Gate, so turn based gameplay and lots and lots of reading.

My favorite hard coffee uses Rye Whiskey

Fly Matt Davis' dad into the moon via trebuchet.

You don't know shit about conductivity, do you?

That ring looks disgusting  

Oh, get fucked you insufferable prick.

I could feel something in the air, and I knew it was time for WYTS. 

Well, least I know now what the inner circle of hell looks like

I look at the monstrosities with horror and understanding, for now I know that truly God is dead.

Also, someone should tell the creator to quit reading fan theories on Reddit. 

Where the Bethesda stans at?

I saw the Coraline Opera in London. Yes, that is a real thing. And holy shit did I hate it.

Unless I am paid to do so, I will stay approximately 1000 feet away from VR. It’s too damn expensive, and not at all what I am looking for when I play video games.