His hair needs to be cut off and burned. Dear god that is a terrible haircut.

The reason I got cavities is that in middle school I liked to get the new Mountain Dew and drink that with an entire bag of Sour Patch Kids. 

Alex Morgan thanks you

There are a LOT of acronyms in your comment.

This is the wildest article I have read about any game. Ever. 

“The Cruelty is the Point."

We gonna fuck some fishes!

I haven’t watched this movie because I hate horror movies.

BRING BACK CARDINALS NUMBERS!

Insert “why not both gif” here

That Sal Pal article about the Sopranos takes Godwin’s law out back and blows its head off with a shotgun. Holy shit.

And I wanted an ending that made sense, not one that made me despise the Starks.

Bad takes are reserved for Frida Garza, thank you very much.

Ames is not a small town in Iowa. What is a small town in Iowa is Storm Lake, the shithole that begat Steve King.

People don’t recommend games this way to their friends. This reads like a PR statement, not a “friendly recommendation.”

Does Bethesda pay you by the word?

That makes no sense. NPCs are one of the most vital aspects of an RPG.

This game will rip my heART OUT AND EAT IT in front of me

Left ear here, I don’t know if I fit exactly in the creative profile because I’m also left-handed.

Oh, do fuck off.