That is exactly what someone who derives his power from his son would say!

Holy shit he has 504 credits for acting

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

This article is bad and you should feel bad for writing it!

god is dead

“How does the Senate vote?”

wat

I think the reaction everyone had to it at launch is appropriate still.

“...A tale

That shirt is making my eyes bleed

I predict that in a few weeks piracy for these games will spike. I loved this game and the Game of Thrones telltale game because of the characters, not the story. Telltale had lost a step by the time their GOT series came out, but I loved Asher and company more than I did Jon Snow.

go away, little man.

I got to the second paragraph, and just scrolled and scrolled and I thought it would never end.

I finally tracked down a retail copy of A Plague Tale. (I tried to avoid Gamestop as best I could, but not even Best Buy had a retail copy. Target doesn’t even know the game exists.) I suck at stealth games, but I’ve heard great things about the story.

If Debeers didn’t inflate prices so much, that ring would cost about 400% less than that. Diamonds will forever be a scam.

No one has their fucking crops planted cause the fucking state is drowning, but sure, you fuckwit, keep talking about how racist you are King. I expect nothing less from you.

I wish they were the Thunderducks. It’s an awesome name.

Unless they’re graduating from post-undergrad schooling, the vast majority of graduates this year are not Millennials.

We live in a society. Thus concludes my laborious and well-researched contribution to this story, a tale of betrayal and heartbreak over (checks notes) hair gummies.

This is beautiful. Give me more drama, please