I look at the monstrosities with horror and understanding, for now I know that truly God is dead.

Also, someone should tell the creator to quit reading fan theories on Reddit. 

Poppycock. 

Where the Bethesda stans at?

I saw the Coraline Opera in London. Yes, that is a real thing. And holy shit did I hate it.

Be a lot cooler if it did.

Unless I am paid to do so, I will stay approximately 1000 feet away from VR. It’s too damn expensive, and not at all what I am looking for when I play video games.

His hair needs to be cut off and burned. Dear god that is a terrible haircut.

The reason I got cavities is that in middle school I liked to get the new Mountain Dew and drink that with an entire bag of Sour Patch Kids. 

Alex Morgan thanks you

There are a LOT of acronyms in your comment.

This is the wildest article I have read about any game. Ever. 

“The Cruelty is the Point."

We gonna fuck some fishes!

I haven’t watched this movie because I hate horror movies.

BRING BACK CARDINALS NUMBERS!

Insert “why not both gif” here

That Sal Pal article about the Sopranos takes Godwin’s law out back and blows its head off with a shotgun. Holy shit.

And I wanted an ending that made sense, not one that made me despise the Starks.

Bad takes are reserved for Frida Garza, thank you very much.