Ames is not a small town in Iowa. What is a small town in Iowa is Storm Lake, the shithole that begat Steve King.

People don’t recommend games this way to their friends. This reads like a PR statement, not a “friendly recommendation.”

Does Bethesda pay you by the word?

That makes no sense. NPCs are one of the most vital aspects of an RPG.

This game will rip my heART OUT AND EAT IT in front of me

Left ear here, I don’t know if I fit exactly in the creative profile because I’m also left-handed.

Oh, do fuck off.

That is exactly what someone who derives his power from his son would say!

Holy shit he has 504 credits for acting

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

This article is bad and you should feel bad for writing it!

god is dead

“How does the Senate vote?”

wat

I think the reaction everyone had to it at launch is appropriate still.

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That shirt is making my eyes bleed

I predict that in a few weeks piracy for these games will spike. I loved this game and the Game of Thrones telltale game because of the characters, not the story. Telltale had lost a step by the time their GOT series came out, but I loved Asher and company more than I did Jon Snow.

Look kids, another nostalgia cash grab!

go away, little man.