cool

I got to the second paragraph, and just scrolled and scrolled and I thought it would never end.

I finally tracked down a retail copy of A Plague Tale. (I tried to avoid Gamestop as best I could, but not even Best Buy had a retail copy. Target doesn’t even know the game exists.) I suck at stealth games, but I’ve heard great things about the story.

If Debeers didn’t inflate prices so much, that ring would cost about 400% less than that. Diamonds will forever be a scam.

My favorite thing about Sanderson is that he actually writes and completes books. I need something to fill my fantasy tv need, so I’m definitely going to watch this whenever it drops.

No one has their fucking crops planted cause the fucking state is drowning, but sure, you fuckwit, keep talking about how racist you are King. I expect nothing less from you.

I wish they were the Thunderducks. It’s an awesome name.

Unless they’re graduating from post-undergrad schooling, the vast majority of graduates this year are not Millennials.

We live in a society. Thus concludes my laborious and well-researched contribution to this story, a tale of betrayal and heartbreak over (checks notes) hair gummies.

This is beautiful. Give me more drama, please

Every day, I wake up and read something about this orange motherfucker that is somehow stupider than what I read the day before. We’re trapped in this fucking pitch-black tunnel, and the light at the end of the tunnel was shut off due to budget cuts. His malevolence is stopped only by his incompetence. Is this what it…

Tell us about the scandal!

You know this seems wildly illegal and cruel. Perfect for the GOP.

The cruelty is the point.

If this story was written on Polygon, the comments would be brigaded by the game’s remaining players insisting that a broken, buggy game is actually good and everyone else is wrong. Still, for the several minutes I was able to play 76, I was impressed by the beauty of West Virginia and I’m glad you found something…

HOLY SHIT

Now I want some potstickers

This was a damn good story. Thank you for writing it.

*LOUD, ANGRY SCREECHING*