People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

This feels wrong

In ninth grade, I managed to lie about having an A in Spanish for five months before they met the teacher. In my defense, I suck at languages outside of English and my parents are not the understanding type.  Also, I wanted to keep my Xbox. Teenagers have priorities!

What a piece of shit.

Goddamn.

BRING BACK CARDINALS NUMBERS

Hell, Jimmy Carter still teaches Sunday School.

Fly away, Tomato.

Futuere!

Two words: Star Stones.

My enduring memory of Marcus Smart is of DeAndre Kane blowing on him lightly and Smart crashing to the floor. Smart’s a flopper.

Why not both?

No one gives a fuck, bitchboy

This is the civilized part of Wisconsin. Northern Wisconsin is a blasted wasteland where none dare tread.

Folks, the dogs? They’re good.

This article is perfect.

cool

Crusader Kings 2 or the New Game Plus of Defender’s Quest.

Anybody got a handle on Mike Ogrens place of employment? His boss should be enlightened to his employees' idiocy.

Christianity is wonderful, innit?