We live in hell.

Who paid for this article?

This is some good Kinja

Join me at the bottom of the bottle.

Burn in hell, Keebler elf.

I don’t know if it’s just the video, but I think this gentleman is shirtless in his car.

There is no way that Microsoft will have a worse showing than EA, so they have that going for them.

For the love of all that is holy, GET RID OF NERD RAGE. You deep-sixed gamer cat for a small hiatus, and I don’t remember when Nerd Rage released good material, let alone new.

This November will be four years since the last Dragon Age release. The fuck’s going on with the new game?

So long and thanks for all the fish, I guess. We’re so fucked.

Maybe it’s my background in history, but I feel it’s a little on the nose to name the soothsayer fighting against her downsizing Cassandra.

In conclusion:

There was this little aggravating piece of shit human being who made life in 8th grade hell for me all because he was annoyed at me for telling an assistant principal he threw someone into a row of lockers. Being both taller and bigger by a significant amount, I ignored his petty efforts to fuck with me for months on…

LOL

Please get rid of Nerd Rage. It’s been on hiatus for forever. At this point, I don’t think it’s ending.

What... Okay. I have no idea what’s happening, but I hope Silva loses. Wretched asshole.

Absolute unit

And the internet blesses us yet again.

I did have to look up “tankie” and “fash”, as I’ve never heard of them before, but the political analysis in this video is 1000% accurate.

Did this article have a point?