One I heartily endorse.

I don’t give a fuck.

Zombie Burger lives up to the hype, but it is something you eat once every six months. Olympic Flame is fantastic and overlooked, the best Greek restaurant I’ve ever eaten at.

Did you by chance eat anything in the East Village?

I made the mistake of getting this game once. The only way I will ever play this mediocre shadow of a Fallout game is if somebody paid me 40 caps.

I made the mistake of getting this game once. The only way I will ever play this mediocre shadow of a Fallout game…

My childhood home lies on the rumored mass grave of the dead soldiers from Camp Dodge who died from the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918-1919, and we also have some very odd heirlooms from dead relatives.(According to my Dad, at least) Before my parents got my kitchen remodeled, I never spent any time on the main floor at…

The last line fucking cut deep.

why

America’s favorite racist Keebler elf

Biased much, Pats fan?

Why am I in the greys?

Geronimo Allison is way too good to have gone undrafted last year, considering the Packers cut both of the WRs they drafted this year.

*Incoherent screaming followed by vomiting*

I wasn’t alive thirty years ago but I still think it’s a fucking disgusting scene

I’m grey dabba dee dabba die

America needed this.

This is the exact opposite of Owlturd’s We Go Forward comic.

Yeah, that’s not happening.