How about no

You’re a cunt

*INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

You deserve more stars.

Darrel’s letter was heartbreaking.

I have nothing to add to the story, but my professor of my previous class (college runs on a block plan) paid $15,000 worth of student loans to his alma mater to release his transcripts with his Magic collection. He needed 15,000 and he got 15,000 and 91 cents.

You’ve just described her entire career.

This list is bad and you should feel bad. WHO THE FUCK DISSES SARGENT PEPPER’S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND?!

There should be a some kind of law to rectify the situation, perhaps one requiring the disclosure of probation to patients, or a lifetime ban from medicine upon conviction  but with this congress, and administration, who the hell knows?

The Val-Air Ballroom and my local high school football stadium both faced noise complaints by some bitchy new neighbors. Know how they dealt with it? They turned the volume up.

Awesome write-up. Can’t wait to read it.

I am shocked. And don’t call me Shirley.

“A slightly smaller paycheck” and “10 to 15 percent less” is incompatible math.

Mercury, the god of merchants and thieves.

Anybody have a gif of that Black Books scene where they replaced that extremely rare wine with cheap wine?

I remember back in the good old days of 2014 when I was arguing with my substitute teacher about Steve King’s comments about Mexicans with calves the size of watermelons. She said it was a legitimate political point. I said it was extremely racist, false, and that anyone who believed it was dumber than a rock. I find…

Italians, much like the Irish, the Scottish, and insert Eastern European nation here, were not considered ‘white’ until the development of the suburbs in post war America. To say the least, it’s complicated and mostly bullshit.

Every time I hear about Teen Titans Go I die a little bit inside.

The only time I ever paid piecemeal for DLC was Witcher 3. And those were actual expansion packs. I really hate that I have to wait half a year after a game comes out to get stuff that SHOULD have been in the base game. It’s like that infographic of burgers as games: The base game is just the bun of the hamburger, and…

“The Great Cold Spot.” Glad to see it’s not just historians who are incredibly uninventive with naming things.