My last birthday party was when I was 10. I’m 19 now, and I don’t miss the clean up or the stress.

HAHAHAHAHAHA- no.

That gatorade looks pixelated.

GIVE IT TO ME

Now that, that right there is pure gold.

The swamp hadn’t had any visitors for some years, Theresa thought. That didn’t explain the dozens of smashed ships at the edge of the river that fed into the swamp. She set down her lantern and wondered who could have been foolhardy enough to try to survive the rapids. Theresa examined the piles of lumber and pondered…

Netflix.

People kill the people they live around, genius. Because black people typically live in hyper-segregated communities, violence in black communities is usually black on black. Is that too hard of a concept for you to grasp?

TL;DR people are Patriots fans and hate Goodell.

No Jason. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.

You guys know that Tyler Sash was found dead last night, right?

I’ve read Grapes of Wrath, but this is somehow more depressing.

The moons illuminated the night sky.

I just found out my uncle is in charge of the Trump campaign in Wisconsin. Help. Please.

My kind of music...

ROM NOM NOM

As an Iowan: This is both great and terrible at the same time. Carson has his headquarters in the suburb I call home.

This is fine

Avatar and Legend of Korra.

I hate joy and happiness. Valentines day must die