Well, fuck you too.

No.

I did not need to read any of this review about this horrible show. Instead, I challenged myself to see how fast I could scroll down to the comments section. It took me four seconds, which is four seconds longer than anyone should waste on this show.

You’re so damn fragile.

You are so clever!

I know, I know.

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They played for wake forest.

I can’t believe no one got the Dragon Age reference!

Just how big is your persecution complex?

Clearly you’ve never been to the University of Iowa.

I feel like some of the churches in Wisconsin double as bars.

I want to rip him in half and use his spinal cord as a jump rope.

We know. It’s just that Western Iowa is a hell hole I would not wish upon my worst enemy. It’s full of Dutch. Very, VERY racist Dutch.

No.

Evil laugh)

My favorite!

Racist inmate note is all-knowing and all-powerful...

11.

Or just don’t have one. I’ve never seen the need to get a social media account at any time.