Bla bla bla.

Milquetoast needs no food for Milquetoast feeds upon the tears if the innocent.

Don’t remind me. At least they won’t lose against Hampton again.

What happens in the meadow at dusk?

Holy shit that’s bad.

Hehehehe.

Get your pants here! Free pants! Everybody get your pants here!

WAAAAAAAAA!

Spices. Having thousands of spices in the 17th and 18th centuries indicated great wealth.

Very accurate.

Connor was angry that the elders selected him to go fishing. “Just my luck, sitting here in the dark, waiting for some fish to bite. Brian got to go to the capital to train with the soldiers, but what do I get? Fish. Cold, slimy fish.” He continued to complain in this manner for some time when he noticed that the…

FUCK YOU, MILQUETOAST.

America. So far ahead yet still so far behind.

What the hell is with his face?

“Bitch, thou will hang for thy crimes.”

GIVE THIS ALL THE STARS

The Illini are the tribe the state of Illinois is named after. They (the university) should have changed their name after they dropped the fighting part, but it’s still historical, if a bit redundant. Just wanted to provide some info.

As do I.

This is probably a bad time for this but I enjoy your pain and rage over this movie. It’s not as stupid as you claim it is, but hyperbole sure is an effective literary device. I can name dozens of movies from this decade alone that are stupider than that stupid action movie.

Oh god, that hair.