Oh god, that hair.

It’s not even two hundredths of a megabyte.

This guy is REALLY taking the piss here.

“Yiss.”

K

Nah, he’s full of shit.

SUCK IT ILLUMINATI

So his family is the real-life version of The Sound and The Fury.

Agreed.

HISSSS.

Do it. Submit to the dark side!

CREEPY.

Fuck Duke forever.

The memories are too painful.

I hate you.

That’s gotta burn.

"I am an idiot."

Yeah, there's nothing more annoying when you get crumbs in your beard.

He wasted his second chance in two months.

What you described isn't socialism, either.