Like a phoenix made of shit, once more you rise from the greys. +1

Say hello to the next version of Skinner's box, ladies and gentlemen!

A famous man once said, "Give me bacon waffles, or give me death!" Something along those lines anyway.

My grandfather's legal name was Buddy.

Was this supposed to be a coherent statement?

THIS is supposed to be water?!

Maxis weren't that keen on The Sims. Braun remembers "The board looked at The Sims and said, 'What is this? He wants to do an interactive doll house? The guy is out of his mind. Doll houses were for girls, and girls didn't play video games.'"

"I am stupid!"

OMNOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Front or back?

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. It's a great motto.

BURNNN!

"Spiderpig, spider pig." Everyone was thinking of that song. Don't you try and deny it.

Wow.

For a moment there, I thought this was an Edgar Allan Poe reference.

What the hell is a thot? I'm 18 and I don't speak youth.

I propose that we can't actually know that Oklahoma exists. It is a theory, not a fact that a state as stupid as Oklahoma exists. I believe in an intelligent Creator that makes states that are full of intelligent people. Now sometimes the Creator may fuck up (hello Deep South) but most of the time states are created…

MMM, meat.

I read War and Peace when I was 17. It's my favorite book, and I named my account after the author.

In this, our fifth (and likely final) volume of layoff stories, we've got anecdotes from people across the world who have lost their jobs at video game companies. There are stories about forced relocations, about unexpected studio closures, about pizza parties that go horribly wrong. The last story, which is very…