leotolstoy
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leotolstoy

Front or back?

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. It's a great motto.

BURNNN!

"Spiderpig, spider pig." Everyone was thinking of that song. Don't you try and deny it.

Wow.

For a moment there, I thought this was an Edgar Allan Poe reference.

What the hell is a thot? I'm 18 and I don't speak youth.

I propose that we can't actually know that Oklahoma exists. It is a theory, not a fact that a state as stupid as Oklahoma exists. I believe in an intelligent Creator that makes states that are full of intelligent people. Now sometimes the Creator may fuck up (hello Deep South) but most of the time states are created

MMM, meat.

I read War and Peace when I was 17. It's my favorite book, and I named my account after the author.

In this, our fifth (and likely final) volume of layoff stories, we've got anecdotes from people across the world who have lost their jobs at video game companies. There are stories about forced relocations, about unexpected studio closures, about pizza parties that go horribly wrong. The last story, which is very

All hail space cat.

Heh.

Make that 2 years for every million you'd make.

Cowboy.

First three comments are spam.

What is this?

So very, very, stupid.

GREAT teeth.

No,no, it's "Idiots Out Wandering Around."