Iowa:You say bread sacks, we say shoe store!

Filthy, filthy hands.

Those of us in Des Moines metro area are always effectively fucked over.

I hope he chokes on that tie.

punch punch punch punch punch punch punch

Cool burn, dude.

What the fuck is this shit?

Let the love of Jesus spray all over your face.

UHHHHH...

We don't have gerrymandering. We have a non-partisan redistricting process.

May he be roasted in molten fondue cheese for eternity.

Warren starts out by saying that time is a precious commodity. Simple enough. Because of its limited availability, the very choice to play video games comes at a cost. All the hours one sinks into reading through lore-drenched texts in Dragon Age: Inquisition or Skyrim are hours they're not spending with, say, classic…

Are you sure this isn't Iowa?

This picture is not only filled with white people, it's also super bright because of their ghost costumes.

Ugh.

What the hell was this hairdo?

"My son died of dysentery."

Sigh. Do we need another apology on the Steve King apology wall? We're sorry, America. So very, very sorry.

One of us one of us one of us

There is no escape.