Dolan’s a shoe-in for worst owner at the Deadspin awards this year, right?

This is a severely underrated comment. Period. More people should like it. 

Go to a convention, or take a train with a bunch of runners after a long distance race like I do regularly, and then tell me if body odor is not a bad smell. 

I’ve found that I can agree and disagree with some of your opinions and some of the things that you’re into, but whenever you’re really, really, really into something, I’m always in agreement (baba is you, obra dinn, marvelous ms. maisel to name a few). So I’m going to stop reading this article halfway through, which…

He is only half a year older than Juan Marichal. I say get him a pitchers coach job as well. That way, if their two teams ever start a bench clearing brawl, we can be gifted the sight of an 82 year old man attacking someone else with a bat.

Agreed. Doing it in a single player game doesn’t hamper the experience for anyone else. I don’t quite understand what the point is, much like I never quite understood why people I knew in the PS2 days wanted to copy the memory card files of people who have beaten a game already, just so they could say they beat it as…

I was thinking more of a Rick James “I never do things just to do them, what am I gonna do, grind my feet up on someone’s couch? Yeah I remember grinding my feet up on Eddie’s Couch” situation. 

I will always love Deadspin for informing me of Walter McCarty’s actually-decent music career. 

Oh wow I forgot all about this. Good question: people like going to House of Yes, but they 1. Don’t play music I like, 2. Draw a very annoying crowd, and 3. Are rather pretentious. But all of that is relative, and it’s possible I’m just a 30 year old crank. It’s summer though, Soul Summit is the way to go: Sundays in…

20 years too late, Bobby Bouche’s dad tried to get that going. 

Agreed. I’m sure the Pelicans always wanted to say yes to the trade, then went “wait, lets make AD miserable and stay so he won’t play well, we can keep tanking, and LA will be horrible without him. That way our draft picks will mean something.” That’s the basketball equivalent of playing the stock market.

I think Miami was beginning to run a lazy operation, similar to what Cleveland was when he left the first time, and he was getting frustrated. Besides, his contract was up, Wade was leaving too, and he wanted positive PR points by going back to Cleveland.

Breath of the Wild 2: Waiting to Exhale. 

Expectation levels sent to low. At worst I say “well that was a thing”, at best I get to smile at something pleasant I wasn’t expecting”. It served me well for Square-Enix’s, so hopefully it’ll work here. 

I never liked Drake, but ruffling Draymond Green has made his currency level in my book go from Zimbabwe dollars to Bitcoin at its peak. 

Ugh, I basically just read the real estate development plan and local lament of every major city in America. No different here in New York, only replace bad traffic (because we’ve never had good traffic here, and most locals don’t drive) with crumbling public transportation system. 

Ah, so basically it’s the Seattle problem of “lets build things! People like things! Urban planning, what’s that? Damn it why is traffic so bad?”

From everything I’ve heard, the drive is to get there, no matter where you live in the area, is such a pain that it’s not worth it. Ten dollars less on admission when you still have to be stuck in traffic for an extra hour probably isn’t justifiable enough. Citation: I live in Brooklyn, about 1.5 hours on the train…

Central Park and (if considered one) the Highline probably get the most attention in NYC, but my favorites are:

I’m not entirely convinced Chris Broussard isn’t just an Eric Andre character.