I saw this headline and thought “well duh, those older trains like the A/D lines have are pretty easy to pull”, but yeah, you have to go a little further out of your way to pull the cord on one of those, not necessarily new, but newer trains. That’s dedication to being an asshole. 

I find it very amusing that I haven’t thought about that video in years, and yet the moment I recalled it had me non-referentially yelling “oh my god, shoes!”

Some airports this is easier to do than others; I did this in Sacramento’s airport and it got boring fast since it’s so small/poorly laid out. I did a strange version of this in Seattle and ratcheted up about 4 miles in walking distance. It’s great, especially if you don’t care what people think about you. 

Quick question: I currently set aside about 250 a month towards my 401k at work, save a little, spend a little, and put the rest of my non-bill money per month towards my student loans (Interest is about 278 a month, I pay about 700 minimum, sometimes more). Would it be wiser of me to invest more, aggressively pay…

That’s the thing, he wasn’t invited by the groom. Another person going to the bachelor party took it upon himself to invite his friend without asking if it was cool first. 

The only destination wedding I’ve ever been to in my life went about it in a way that tried to appease everyone:

This is criminally underliked. 

When you’re used to privilege, equality seems like oppression, seems to be the theme of opinions like this. 

I take it that’s for when the Bills play Toronto, and most fans aren’t allowed to legally leave the country. 

Before I saw the article’s author, I knew it was you Gita, and I knew I was in for some fun. Keep up the good work reminding me that for all the bad in the world, people got jokes. 

I feel like teams will start hiring anti-goons: players that are so well behaved that they can reliably find a spot on a roster, regardless of how good they are on the field.

IF YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH. WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKING. 

It’s made all the more tragic that it was a light beer; Citi Field is home to a legit good craft brewery, and it’s not all that expensive to drink. For shame! You could’ve showered Braun in an Imperial Stout! That stench would’ve never left him!

Okay so:

Comments like this make me sad that Ben McAdoo isn’t the coach anymore, because those comment trees here were awesome.

Yup, he was investigated for that years ago, in a post-ray rice NFL, yet the charges were dropped because of lack of evidence. Welp, there’s evidence out there now, just in case they wanted to reopen a case. 

Got it. My credit cards are at zero, I’m paid ahead on my student loans, time for a sex tourism trip to Japan. 

Sure thing. I’ll give you a nice routine to do at your own pace, even at home, and you remind me how much extra I should pay off my student loans a month if I have the possibility of having them forgiven. 

As a gamer and sports fan, it’s sad how much esports and athletic sports seem to have in common. Everything you said could easily describe various NFL/NBA/European Football/MLB/You-Get-The-Point organizations. 

The redskins take offense to that. Ironically.