Ah yes, I recall changing the font size of all the periods to 16 as well. Oh college. 

We’re going to Mars not because it’s hard, but because I said we’re the best and because it’s easy. So easy. 2020 Mars. Trump Tower Mars. 

Plus one for the feels, plus one for Mariano, neutral feelings on my dumb home town being involved somehow (grew up in New Rochelle, pretty close to Iona College. I hate those fools!). 

WELL JASON, IT’S NOT EASY TO BE RIGHT ALWAYS WHEN SOOOOOMEONE ISN’T MAKING BIG PREDICTIONS.

Jason: The team has said it’ll be difficult due to using [a development platform I can’t remember right now. was it HTML?], but come on, it’s coming to Switch.

The only reason I’m all for “Team feels getting more relevant” and “Bonds and Clemens getting in” are because it gives me hope that Bartolo will eventually get in. Not a super dominant guy, but come on, it’s Bartolo!

I’m all for Deadspin opening up the “Remembering Some Guys” museum, honoring everyone in sports worth honoring. Pedro Pascual’s craziness should be in on the first ballot.

He would’ve been a prime candidate for a 2028 edition of “let’s remember some european football guys”. Maybe he still can be. 

Splinter owes me for the cup of coffee I just spit out upon reading this headline, and for the amount of my enamel I ground down in anger reading the article. 

This reminds me of the distressing amount of women who, whether they were joking or not, tweeted “daaaaamn i’d let him hit me all day” or something to that effect after he performed at the grammy’s in 2012. 

I knew in a million years it would never get a nomination of any kind, but I’m still pretty annoyed that Sorry To Bother You received no type of acknowledgment whatsoever. It was far and away my favorite movie this year (above Shoplifters and Black panther), and opinions are opinions but that should’ve received some…

I’m making the wrong take on this one, and fully recognize how racist and shitty the maga-chodes behavior was (and the sight of that face smirk makes me very angry), but I didn’t realize the black israelites were still around. I remember they used to be all over NYC through the 2000s, but haven’t seen or heard from…

Apparently it was some otherwise unremarkable Roman Legate.

I know I am giving dipshit in chief far too much credit in assuming he has a plan, but is the plan to erode the FAA’s ability to keep our flights safe (which I know is specious at best) so that a terrorist attack occurs and they can blame it on not having their wall?

My brother and I got into an argument, essentially with him (a lifelong Yankees fan) claiming there’s no way Derek Jeter would get in on his first ballot. Like with most things, he immediately backed down on his belief when I tried to make a bet with him. 

Marcus smart. But woman is, smarter.

Ironically he’s married to Susie Toolshed. 

For a non-taco question, is there a developer or publisher who you folks used to adore that, now, anytime they put out something you immediately assume the worst (Like how I feel about Square Enix)?

Tim, a while back you randomly recommended a good taco place in Sunset Park. I can’t remember what it’s called. Yes, I’m resorting to asking what that taco place was in the comment section here.

“Mendoza Line 2020: We will hit this out of the park! Sometimes!”