Something something why is the kneeling guy not playing, something something this will look great in his collusion lawsuit, something something hey I'm better at Smash Bros online than I thought I'd be.

I looked it up and indeed, the other commenter was right: it was roughly 8.3km. That’s about 5.15 miles at a pace of 4.35 minutes per mile. That would be impressive on a road course, but even moreso on a cross country course.

I don't care how poorly they do, I don't care if they ever win a championship, I don't care if the team moves to Akron and pivots to being a scrap metal trade in post. All I know is that Dan Majerle was the best dude in NBA Jam. That's all that matters to me.

Wow, that’s much longer than the lines were for the NES classic first run.

Tell me persona 5 is coming to switch too and I’ll throw my PS4 in the garbage. Then I’ll pick it up and plug It back in because it's my Blu-ray

Damn that’s a good one. My friend had “download some CamRoms” and atarihanna 2600 but I bow to you.

You youngins, video game consoles all went downhill after the PS2 live crew. Although jadakiss’ Wii Gon Make It showed promise.

Stupid? yes. Lazy? I think so. Evil though? No more than the average large corporation is.

I guess it would’ve been greedy of me to have hoped that they would’ve just did both games as a remastered double pack, but yeah, I loved the second one more than the first. 

2018 Progress: “At least we got a black QB that isn’t Kaep this time! Come on!”

In Neymar’s defense, he had no chance of winning barreling out of the cup and champions league (and becoming a joke with his rolling dive), if I were him I wouldn’t go either (but I’d be playing obra dinn instead).

This is severely under-rated internet action. 

Much like the “is Abe vigoda dead” website, that is a website that years after I hear about it, I will keep going back to it.

Damn, came here to make a similar joke, but I can’t match that delivery. 

I see Just Cause 4 being 30 dollars in a Best Buy sale before the end of the month. Considering the early reviews are “yeah it’s another one, go nuts I guess”, I can wait until then. 

I feel playful immaturity will be the new code name for committing hate crimes. 

Regardless of who wins, can Nathan peterman present the award? I feel like he's the most likely nominee of any category to show up.

All of the characters look like they wet their pants. 

Honestly, I thought it was awesome for a long time to be able to play that way. Then all the trains here in New York went to complete trash, so they’re all packed. I can play 3ds Pokemon since it just requires one hand, but playing on the train became pretty difficult after that. 

The sign will be 10 feet long, held by a fat man on one end and a sexy woman with breast implants and tight pants on the other end.