He’s a big Ritchie Valens fan.

I came here to say just that.

I wish the money they spent on this stunt was used to make another Russian Imperial Stout that I can buy outside of the summer time.

I already have tickets to watch Black Panther on opening weekend. After that, I think I’m good for watching movies there. Yes, it’s much more fun, but having more fun isn’t worth it.

I mean, that’s probably every Patriot fan calling into a sports radio show.

So is that kid just pretending the Celtics didn’t win in 2008?

I used to make twin, triplet sonic booms all the time. That’s why the other kids at the arcade punched me and banned me from playing street fighter 2.

Man who spent years trying to discredit sitting president up until he was elected said discrediting president is treasonous.

1. Very good analogy.

The burglars made off with an 400 pounds of protein powder, an autographed painting of Jenna Jameson, and a crayon drawn shrine to Aaron Hernandez.

So how about all those times I get followed in stores in Soho? Or all those times cabs refuse to pick me up even though they’re free? Or those times I get denied a housing application because they didn’t expect to “see someone who looked like me?” Yeah, he can kindly fuck off with that lip service.

Spanish speaker biased, in favor of “Y LA TIENE PHILADELPHIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

I’m sure Ray Lewis will make a killing in the hall of fame.

“Alright, one punch? Just one? Come on! I’ll pay my taxes this year!”

Is there a go fund me for his bail?

Williamsburg has that too, but they have a higher level of pretentiousness and a worse train line. Basically it’s annoying people vs. annoying garbage people.

Space they should be? He’s on the court screaming in his face. I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

I studied the video/gif above, and have concluded that what seemed like a shove was actually Westbrook using his Fist of the North Star death palm stroke. That Maga looking dude is already dead.

I’m getting this as a tattoo.

Someone in my neighborhood left a tattered copy of “Idiot’s guide to dating” in the little library by my apartment. I’m curious as to whether or not it worked.