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leopardygoodness

I pulled my hair as a teenager (I'd look for hairs way darker than the rest and pull them out- it was a like a scavenger hunt) but I haven't had the urge in a long time. But I'm a life-long zit/blackhead/dry skin picker.

Yes. Yes my real name is Ken Yadiggit.

They ARE painful. And delicious.

"Well, you use the toilet too. How do you know its my pee all over the floor,wall and ceramic rim of the toilet?" (Death stare, with eyebrow raised.)

I think the point that countesslemongrab was trying to make was that these parents were loving their child, in their way. They have a narrow worldview, informed by a narrow faith but that doesn't alter that they loved their child.

That beats pumpkin seeds.

I think I have one that will finally top the pumpkin seed story. I hope you agree and decide to post it as its own article:

Thank fuck my dad didn't have youtube when I was a kid.

Ah, ok, if impossible things were possible, you'd do it. This is a mere thought experiment then.

I am a woman. I can confirm this theory.

Her smile during this is delightful.

True. Sorry about that. :(

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE HIM BACK, AMERICA. FFS WE DON'T WANT HIM EITHER. NO LOVE, UK.

My business partner and I are in the tech industry (we're both founders and are women). We'll go to the huge conferences and all the other women (maybe 10% of the attendees) will be wearing super nice dresses and shoes. We don't own clothes like that, so we'll show up in collared shirts, black jeans, leather jackets,

So, I'm a fat chick, so sometimes I buy ON's plus size stuff, sometimes I buy their straight sized XXL stuff. Let me tell you something: while they no doubt have some special tailoring on some plus items, a lot of it really is just the regular stuff scaled up. That's precisely why I can do an XXL or whatever random

I like Tom Butt and I cannot lie. You other voters can't deny. When a candidate walks in with itty bitty funds and a silly little name it gets fun. My ballot don't want none of those nasty Chevron funds.

Meh,maybe this way people will actually notice the abuse.

I don't know. I'm getting a huge whiff of '"Philosophy, with a focus on periods prior to contemporary times, when the discipline was ruined by identity politics."

I HATE feeling pressured not to talk over and sexualize other people too! Common respect is such a bummer, man.

That really sucks and is udderly ridiculous.