Robin McKinley's are great, but I enjoy her original stuff more! The Blue Sword is a favorite of mine.

Dammit I like the colours

Titanium dioxide is a hell of a lot less scary than the things I imagined American cheese was made out of.

Jez, I'm begging you - hire a science/medical writer. Until then, let me offer my editorial services - for free! I'm a physician who works in medical writing and editing, and science communications who will charge you NOTHING to at least vet these stories, and provide (apparently much needed) direction and…

OK, since I'm already getting my inbox flooded elsewhere, why not double the fun? (Note: feel free to ignore this, I'm venting because I'm in a shitty mood.)

Problem - if he wasn't rich and half White, we wouldn't be making excuses for his criminal conduct.

Right? I'd be all "WHOOPSIE LOST MY PASSPORT, staying in Cannes, sry."

You can only own as many towels as will fit on the racks?

I didn't call it camp. We don't call it camp.

Sainsbury, founded to keep the riffraff out of Waitrose.

this discussion is fucking stupid, and I say that as a certified philosophy grad. Believe me, I know stupid. No car will ever need to make moral judgments about your death. They will be programmed to avoid objects and stop as fast as possible through the most effective application of the brakes. The end. Sometimes…

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Lulz.

My girlfriend cries about it all the time and it doesn't help her depression.

THE NEXT LETTER IN THE GREEK ALPHABET IS GAMMA NOT OMEGA

I miss the times when the quality of the songs decided the winners and losers.

Being pregnant made me realize the importance of abortion access even more profoundly than before. Even though all my pregnancies have been welcomed (one was even specifically planned!), it is nevertheless an often uncomfortable, mental and physical takeover. Additionally, being a parent irrevocably changes your life…

Ha! Exactly what I was thinking. "White tie" does not mean a white tuxedo, men of Hollywood!

GIMME ALL DEM DRESSES!!!!

The Met Ball is literally for really, really, really rich people.