LOL, dude doesn’t wear stage makeup to work at a factory. And that’s the black-metal guys, he’s a different species of metal. Don’t even ask me what it is, they all sound the same to me, “duurrr-durrrr-duunnnnnn...”

There’s a guy at my work, carries a camo pattern diaper bag as a...whatever you want to call it, man-purse. Ex-heavy metal band guitarist, extremely manly. I complimented him on his purse (I’m a lady, I wasn’t ragging on him...only a little) and he smiled and said “thanks, it’s really handy!”

My only skill: finding things to buy on the internet.

Remember when “Fast Fashion” meant “a look you can pull together quickly” and not “$5 dresses that literally have exploited workers’ blood on them?”

I read a direct quote from Lily Pulitzer that her clothes were “not for dumpies and plumpies.”

I live to serve; here's (what appears to be) their .ca web portal: http://www.holikaholika.ca/products/lip-m…

You mean like this?

OMG I just signed up for one of these Kinja-ma-jigs to tell you, Jia, that this was literally the best Week in Tabloids that I've ever read. I WOULD READ YOUR ROUNDUP OF THE BACK PAGE ADS IN ANY SMALL METRO AREA'S ALTERNATIVE WEEKLY.