If Houston wanted a catchier mascot they should have named him VD.

Chandler really should’ve had a fall guy ready to run into the police station with no shirt and shoes though. Kids these days.

Is Cris Carter alleging that Chandler Jones rode in a car with Wayne Brady?

Well, the 2016th season of Earth sucks so far. I don’t get why the writers have to kill off so many loveable characters.

You know that metaphor about people sweeping really shitty things under a rug? This is sort of like that.

Blame Headshot! He killed him.

We will miss our Ageless Sovereign. ;_;

How many home playoff games do winners of dumpster-fire divisions have to lose before the NFL figures out what the NBA finally got wise to this year?

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

Until you directly declared that the race card was on the table, I had no idea it was there.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

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Daredevil March 25th huh? Yeah, I know what I will (and won’t) be watching that weekend...

I was just excited to fill my boat up for 1.66 /gal

I did hear this McDonald’s has the freshest Filet-o-Fish around.

That's like saying "People played football in America? No way!" At the end of an article giving lots of very detailed and specific insights into how the NFL came to exist.

The point, informative. Like how it informed me that they had a law that forbade black people from living in their state. I had no idea, I know I can not be the only one.