If Houston wanted a catchier mascot they should have named him VD.

Chandler really should’ve had a fall guy ready to run into the police station with no shirt and shoes though. Kids these days.

Is Cris Carter alleging that Chandler Jones rode in a car with Wayne Brady?

You know that metaphor about people sweeping really shitty things under a rug? This is sort of like that.

How many home playoff games do winners of dumpster-fire divisions have to lose before the NFL figures out what the NBA finally got wise to this year?

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

Until you directly declared that the race card was on the table, I had no idea it was there.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

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List invalid.

Since you felt the need to call me out, I would definitely watch a wooden boy plug away at a frightened but cooperative garden gnome.

If Cam Newton grabs that bat after winning the game and flips it, does the internet even exist today or does it just explode?

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

I am because I don’t talk about golf when at parties

You have entered POWER DRIVE!

If you’d bother to look you would find that Russ is 2nd the league in assists per game with just under 10.