Softball Catcher would slice and dice Nick Emery. And then she would do it again!

my spanish is iffy, at best. but i believe the announcers were saying:

Thats great. Hope your mom took her time with it.

I don’t. It’s an exorbitant amount. He should get something a bit more proportionate to the suffering he has experienced.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee

Here’s the funny thing about Cam Newton, who has so far led the Carolina Panthers to a 8-1 record: his numbers aren’t even all that spectacular.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

The neck bone’s connected to the... Well, nothing now.

I tried to set a Guiness World Record once, but my family accused me of alcoholism.

I know it’s en vogue to to make these kind of outrageous claims every time there is an opportunity, but in our heart of hearts we know they are bullshit.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

I really hope he doesn’t get penalized for playing in the “steroid era”. Not that I think he will, but it’s the writers, so who knows?

This is so silly. All that the Panthers and their fans need to be focused on right now is their outstanding 7-1 start to the season.

Thank goodness this got resolved. The Panthers don’t need any bad karma. They are the best one loss team in the league right now.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

But I thought these kids were naive and stupid and couldn’t change anything. YOU LIED TO ME, COMMENTS SECTION.

You know what? I don’t watch the NFL, I don’t buy the merchandise. And yet I still have to endure the fact that, around the water cooler on Monday morning, people that I love and esteem will be casually using a racial epithet that describes me and my largely-dead culture.