...meh, I bet you it’s NOT a disc weight spinning inside cranked by the little lever on the right, but something less efficient.

edit: omg I can’t believe it’s not even a dynamo to charge/power the device!!!

Williams Sisters, next?

omg i snapped one from Sonic 2 on my phone

this was calculated from the start.

1. create crap design on purpose
2. people cry for change
3. make crap design better
4. people think you’re “listening”
5.
6.
7. profit?

think about this tho: there is one way to show, via an example, the sheer amount of possibilities in existence, including but not limited to on our Planet:

If you thought it (non-fictional things mainly) someone on Earth has probably experienced it already.

So, yes, he’s unfortunately not even alone (or “unique”, lol…

“and very few make it into the trash. I don’t understand why this is so hard to figure out.”

sure. i would literally be dead had it not been for me driving the car at night ONLY using google maps GPS. That’s right. Snow storm, pitch black, no cateyes on the road, no side railings, all the way from Albuquerque to Gallup in December.

ZERO visibility.

At one point i stuck my head out the window, like in dumb and…

....aaaaand of course he’s a scumbag republican go figure

what a cunt

But remember, WE are number one - President!

what is the ratio of performed abortions to killings by the armed forces?

asking for a friend...

Except if they’re wearing old cargo knee-length cut off camo shorts.

Then they’re chill and down with it.

30 day refund; read the fucking website you

...this is exactly what the old republicans are so proud of and are trying to cling on to so bad when talking about “why socialism doesn’t work and why free capitalism is great” because everyone has a choice whether they want to help or not, and that the government should make that choice for everyone (tax)...

except…

fuck off you moldy dinosaur

Yes!!!

where’s the /s?

...and an address by your favorite President, me!

i see what the did.

don’t want to pay $120/month for cable?

you’ll still pay a combined $120 for all 10 of your streaming services.

$$$

kinda like illegally downloading/streaming movies is not a real issue because the “lost revenue” was never really there to begin with...