Yes I too love people that always think they are the smartest person in the room and go out of their way to be gigantic pricks to others.

So, for a simplified example, let’s say a club signs a player for a €50 million transfer fee and gives him a five year contract worth €10 million annually. This means that for each of the five subsequent years following the parties signing the deal, €12 million will count against the budget.

Eat Arby’s.

This argument that the Gold Cup is pointless and useless is just so tired. Are the Euros, useless? The African Cup of Nations? The Asian Cup?

Hey Billy,

I even get that Gold Cup doesn’t mean much, but Billy’s constant pretentious cynicism is fucking worn out. Cool, you like other sports more and think the USMNT and MLS are garbage. You’ve told us this in every article for at least 3 years. Get a new schtick or let someone else write.

He seems like a miserable person. At least where (American) soccer is concerned. Which makes his position seem really odd.

Seriously, can’t Deadspin find one soccer writer who doesn’t write like he’s one whiskey away from ending it all to spite the bartender?

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.

Deadspin really needs to make up its damn mind on the Gold Cup. When the US won the early matches with its C-team, you freak out over how we’re not winning by enough and are an embarrassment. When they upgrade to the B-team and win the stupid thing, you freak out about why aren’t we playing the C-team for more player…

And how many words would this chamaco write if the US had lost?

Cut the shit. Spurs fans would love to win the FA cup. Arsenal have done the CL qualifying for years, and I would take the FA cup over finishing in a CL spot. At best, Spurs will make the round of 16 and get destroyed by a big club.

Analysis: What a bunch of fucking pussies. 10-2 over two legs? Good Christ.

“Maybe his accuracy and timing aren’t good enough for the pros. Maybe he’s not adaptable enough to become the pocket passer NFL offenses think they require. If nothing else, it’ll be a new challenge for a quarterback who just aced college football’s toughest one.”

Welcome to Cleveland!

It’s quite illegal by the letter of the NFL rule book, but Steelers fans can’t read, so this was inevitable.

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

Arsenal fan, no way a Golazo but good to see Rambo back and getting forward. Also ffs we are struggling against Preston who Football Manager 17 has assured me have no real players

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

Between my wife, myself and my newborn son we have 23 of the 26 letters of the alphabet covered in our full names. Only missing M, Q and Z. Obviously our next child will be named Mozambique.