Didn’t you watch the video?!

“Without chicks you ain’t bringing young people here....that’s what dudes want to stare at, not some chick is a fucking fire suit.”

NASCAR! YEEE HAWWW!!!!

/s

Iresh or Britesh

Oddly, the best Jalopnik stories involve socialist cars and bourgeois fighter jets.

Don’t lease a teenager for a car either.

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

Kris seems to agree that this was a full-on Code Brown:

You’re so kind and we very much appreciate that. Thank you for reading!

Is it tiring having to couch every fucking thing in terms of liberals vs conservatives?

Yeah yeah. But we did hold your beer while you elected Trump. So...

So are dive-planes and front-splitters dumb on a RWD? Where downforce is helpful isn’t dictated by the drive-wheels. If you have a FWD car that has mid-corner oversteer issues, downforce at the back is helpful.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

But they already have Toyota reliability and Lotus handling. Although I could see some advantages to having access to Lotus having access to Toyota’s R&D budget.

Good eye!

That’s fine.

But maybe he’ll make their day, their week, their month or even their year.

See you tomorrow.

I read that dealership as “Bacon and Ranch” and got WAY too excited.

I was trying to woo this guy and so I wanted to take him up the California coast. For this trip my car needed tires and I didn’t have time, so I rented a Dodge Charger V6.