I ended up buying the first Hyrule Warriors, and after about 45 minutes, which is really stretching it, I was extremely bored.

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

*is killing us all.

This is the mentality that will kill us all.

Once again here are the two likely possibilities for what happened to Don Lewis:

I always heard “so long King Bowser.”  I didn’t even know this was in question.  

Bootlicking, ignorant fool. 

Considering how poorly we did in Vietnam, I don’t think the Navy is great with streams.

Imagine being so inured to military propaganda and how ingrained the military industrial complex is at all levels of American culture, government, and life that you can’t understand how this is very much something to care about.

Intellectually stunted aggro white supremacists and murder junkies in the US military?!?? Next you’ll be telling me cops are like that, too...

has been sentenced to nine months of community service after being found guilty of evading almost $10 million in taxes

You’re lucky if it’s just guns.

There’s too high a percentage of sociopaths and idiots within our society for this to be a viable model, I’m sorry.

Y’know...if we collectively agree to stop giving these miserable fuckwits the attention they so goddamned desperately, pitifully claw at, they’ll eventually just go away and be forgotten like they should be.

Obama is also a war criminal and he can rot in the Hague, too, for all I care. But if you wanna stack bodies, Bush still wins by a mile. Bush has caused far more active harm in the world than Trump by a long shot.

You do seem to be a little more upset at Trump being doofus then you are about Bush actively ruining the lives of millions of people across the world. You said you wish him well. He belongs in the Hague.

Remember how George W. Bush is a war criminal, who lied in order to start an unnecessary war that killed, by some estimates, over a million Iraqi civilians and whose consequences we are still grappling with today? Remember how Bush expanded the intelligence state to a degree that it will be nigh-impossible to chip…

The god of the 13.7 billion year old, 93 billion light year wide universe, gives zero damns that a man grabs his loving wife’s boob.

And it was really satisfying to just pull off spin after spin with just a tiny, quick shake.