Unfortunately the bikes you’ll find at estate sales won’t be anything you’d want, unless you like chrome, tassels, and oil all over your garage floor. 

Couldn’t watch the whole thing.

Should have kicked Karen off the flight.

Tbh, this was basically what I expected of a 35th anniversary Direct. The only thing I could have asked more myself would have been news related to a remaster of Mario RPG or Paper Mario 64/Thousand Year Doors but any of those three had always been one heck of a long shot and thus unlikely to happen by default.

As it…

Other than Galaxy 2 (my favorite 3D Mario game after Odyssey) not being part of the collection, yeah...I’m pretty dang satisfied this morning.

I’ve long since stopped caring about the original Super Mario Bros. (and most NES games, to be honest) and care even less about Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels

Shoot. Animal Crossing the Aisle was right there.

Ohh shut the fudge up. Tencent owns a stake in a lot of American Companies. not only that but GE appliances is now a chinese owned company. Everything you buy is made in china and get your head out of that fudge stained keister of yours and wake the fudge up.

It’s damage. When Ubisoft paints protesters demanding equality as willing or unwitting agents of terrorists,” to paraphrase TaumpyTears, they are doing exactly what the Romanov’s secret police tried to do to the Bolshelvik revolutionaries, accuse them of being agents of a plot. In the case of the Romanovs, they…

The problem, to me at least, is that in the end it doesn’t matter much if they intended it or not. Whether the damage is done through stupidity or malice, the damage is still done.

Jesus CHRIST Ubisoft, what the hell is wrong with you?! I went into this article assuming it would just be a case of them using something a graphic or imagery similar to the raised-fist in a poorly thought out or negative context that somebody should have noticed and scrapped ahead of time. But the fact that the whole…

Also, maybe one day Ubisoft will finally understand that slapping Tom Clancy’s name on games acts more as a deterrent than an incentive to have any interest in those games.

Fuck Ubisoft and Activision for using the military and police fetish for profit.

There was no coincidence or mistake, the game’s plot is clearly ripped from the headlines. “Violent anarchists” co-opting a revolutionary movement is more right wing nonsense. Any chance you guys can do an article looking into the recent wave of fascist games? Call of Duty and Tom Clancy were always right wing…

People in middle school read Animal Farm, you fucking dipshit. Also, how the fuck is a video game journalism outlet posturing as “The Pigs” compared to a multibillion dollar video game corporation? The writer literally suggests that the theory is problematic given its context, which includes how it was used by Nazi-sal…

I’m waiting for the Wind Waker remaster to make it to switch. 

I will dry on this hill until my thirst for remastered platforming is quenched.

Has anybody pitched this show to Netflix?

Is that . . . is that a hulked out General Treister from the Venture Bros (or more likely the inspiration for the hulked out General Treister from the Venture Bros).

People who cheat at multiplayer games are a sad and odd bunch, but I can’t even begin to imagine the pathology behind doing it in a game like this