I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

Universal solution: Add water/mil/sugar to your coffee.
Warning: American coffee tastes worse than any other coffee you could get around the world.

No radio? What are you talking about....? If you’re high - something good is going to be on the radio :)

Personally I have found success in performing weight training first thing in the morning on an empty stomach (save for a pre-workout drink) then having breakfast afterwards before heading out the door for work. They’re not exceptionally long workouts either, usually anywhere between 30 - 40 minutes but I lift heavy…

As a llama, I would like to state that we, the llama community, do not have any association with Mr. Llamas and condemn any spitting in victims’ faces. For the record, we’re also not cool with all the Nazis that have been running around lately either.

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

Because of the international nature of tennis, pretty much every tournament is an Olympics, and he’s won pretty much every tournament except the actual Olympics. It’s ironic. He’ll forever regret letting that match against Berdych in Athens ‘04 (at the height of his powers) slip away. Rest of the draw was a cakewalk.

Who orders from papa johns and then complains about the quality? These are the same people who are using 30 squares to wipe.

Only in the Model R.