lentexbrew
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Someone get this invention to Tracy Morgan stat!

These are 100 percent effective against inflatable cars.

Can’t wait to see footage of the Takata version in action.

No way an airbag is going to prevent sheet metal damage from a real collision. This is just adding an additional layer to help dissipate some of the forces. If you’re thinking a car is going to bounce off in a t-bone collision with no damage, I think you’re missing the point.

Yeah, I see these going off for minor collisions. Current SRS sensors work off deceleration forces, but relying on a computer to assume an impact will occur and deploy is a recipe for false inflations.

Thought 3: More weight

Thought 1: Sure looks effective when it’s against an inflatable car.

Checks out. My then-three-year-old was the first to notice that the McLaren P1 at the local car meet had a nameplate in the door that clearly read “MP4-12C”

Agreed. So let’s just name it ‘The HyperMouse’ rather than Frangi-something-ass-something-deci-something something something.

The gaming mouse - assuming IT TOO is not Italian - would be more reliable.

That’s an insult to gaming mice. And I agree.

This looks like the world’s most expensive gaming mouse...

Is Pagani the Italian Koenigsegg? Is Koenigsegg the Swedish Pagani? Give me a Zonda or Huayra over this thing any day of the week.

Not sure what the point of this was. Just because he doesn’t have power over the MTA doesn’t mean he’s powerless to fix the subways. Part of being a politician is being able to schmooze with other politicians. If he cared about the subway he’d have cozied up to Governor Cuomo a long time ago.

Seriously. I want my car to punch me in the spleen, so that when it doesn’t, I have conquered a mighty feat.

They already have a full range of weaker models. Cadillac needs to fill out the bench. 

“I’d like to bbbbbuy a Cccccccadillac, ppppppplease.”

If “intimidating” is the angle the P.R. team suggested to explain the weaker new models, fire them. Can anyone imagine Mercedes or BMW trying this bullshit? This is embarrassingly bad spin.