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“Used Privately — Never as a Taxi!!!”

I think Penny Farthing Bicycles would be peak hipster and I await in anticipation for the launch of the start up using them for a sharing company.

Checks date: not April 1st... and I thought unicycles were peak hipster. I guess I was wrong.

If they’re bringing hotter ones, why do these have the V badge on them? I guess they could be going full German (A3/S3/RS3 for example) and trying to have multiple tiers of performance in the same line, but it seems like they should try to win at 1 tier before trying to win all 3.

Don’t mind me I’m just here for the financial dick swinging, oh and to watch you struggle to pull away from said GTI with a tune in your new V.

It’s a legitimate complaint when you lead off your product showcase of ‘V’ cars that are significantly down on power and looks from the previous generation. These may very well

Considering I own a 16' CTS-V that I bough new, and have had a 16' ATS-V and 12' CTS-V wagon in the last 5 years. Not to mention 2 other Cadillacs in the last 6 years, I am their customer base. This announcement really shows me the engineers left and the Accountants are back running the show.  
My next car will be

The dipshit executives over at Cadillac who approved axing V-Sport in favor of making weakling V cars and then introducing a new, higher-end badge for real Vs needs to be fired yesterday along with the useless flotsam who came up with and floated the idea across his desk.

Hell I’d buy one just to put Cimarron badges on it.

Can we talk about how half assed and stupid this piece of black plastic looks? How GM of them...

This is it folks. Cadillac finally cracked the code. Give the V model as much power as a Camry and change the letters to numbers. Cadillac’s back, baby!

So while the Germans churn out 500+ hp SUV’s Cadillac responds by...... Diluting the V branding.

IN MY DAY, we had to use our hands AND feet to drive the car! If you looked away from the road, you’d CRASH into the guy in front of you!

Pretty much any seated exercises that involve elastic bands could theoretically be done....but that’d be ridiculous. Nobody’s tryna work up a sweat in their goddamn car. 

Non-autonomous cars are totally going to be the new driving a stick shift

Consumers have full faith that automakers will sell them a safe and reliable product

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Consumers have full faith that automakers will sell them a safe and reliable product

Damn English classists. If he’d pulled over a Rolls-Royce and found the passenger footwell filled with empty champagne bottles I’ll bet he wouldn’t have written His Lordship a ticket, would he? He probably wouldn’t have pulled over a Rolls-Royce at all, anyway.

Well, it’s going to appeal to someone. And there’s no denying extra access to the engine bay isn’t a bad thing, though the presence of the tip-forward hood will add new complications that didn’t exist before.

Maybe if they tried to make to look like a Defender 90. But Hummer? That’s a bummer. CP because it’d be easier to find a YJ without that schnoz.