1. How did it help you quit smoking if you have been Juuling for literal years? You have traded one bad nicotine delivery device for another - less researched - nicotine delivery device. There are cigarette abatement programs that would work much quicker than your plan.

The easiest way to become the smartest person in the room is to be so smug that everyone else leaves.

I would bet all the money that AB’s thought process is “I’m gonna add my lawyer to this cnversation - now it’s attorney-client privledge.”

He just took the 110 to the 10 but the 10 was jammed so he got off on Venice boulevard until the PCH and got there in like 40 minutes, there was even street parking.

No, gold goes to Ham-off-the people telling you that wearing a suit that is anything less than a $1,200 bespoke model reveals you as a shabby rube. Never mind that a properly tailored suit from Men’s Wearhouse (!)—which Ham views as one step up from wearing a cardboard box—looks perfectly fine to 97 percent of the…

Yeah but look at the payoff! Dude looks like he’s pushing 140, 145!

Weirdos who never get laid tend to have strong opinions about sex.

Best of the Seattle Big Four by a wide margin:

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

The Bernie one just reinforces the fact that the average rock star is old as shit.

Yeah but maybe what it did do is stop a stupid ass president from doing something stupid.

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are…

I’ve been assaulted, as have almost every other female I know. None of us reported because of bullshit like this. That’s reality: we’d rather deal with our ordeal in silence than be silenced and criticized for everything we did to “cause” our assaults, everything we are “making up” because our memories don’t react in…

The racist bits are beyond shitty. And the DV jokes are lame. But let’s not throw too many stones from our glass house on the latter issue.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Can confirm as a woman who has been assaulted. The thought of a) having to talk to cops about it (or at all, ugh) and b) knowing I would have to answer questions like “why did you go outside to smoke with a guy who had already complimented your tits in that dress” was enough to make me roll my eyes and say “fuck it.”

I…

Yeah...it’s easy to say “That’s what I would do,” and I encourage any women who have been assaulted to go to the police.

I don’t think I’d report an assault to the police or ever go public, because everyone accuses you of making it up and if it’s a famous person you get death threats and stuff and nothing ever happens to the actual rapist. It’s clearly not worth it. 

It’s for this reason, an experience I myself went through being treated like trash by cops after I was brutally raped by a stalker ex who was hiding in the shrubs outside my door waiting to attack when I got home, that I told my daughter if it happened to her I’d support whatever decision she made but sometime the…

Who has time to educate themselves when there’s opportunity to expose their ass on the Internet instead?!