The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

But look at all the great guys we did  sign and/or kept for a very long time:

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

It’ll be Steven Miller holding his index finger above his upper lip to simulate a mustache, and calling himself Meven Stiller. 

Hyperloop is 100+ years away from replacing air travel, or even being comparable to it.

It’s the same in this country, saying “I’m not racist, but . . .” makes everything after that Not Racist.

People just park in the fire lane right in front of the door here

Jones also added, “Eli Manning is still one of the NFL’s best quarterbacks and should be starting for the Giants for many years to come.”

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

Her affinity for butts is apt, considering how full of shit she is.

I also don’t consider Schefter an actual journalist for the purposes of this argument. If, say, Bob Ley had done this, that would have been a problem, because it was very much a daily part of Ley’s job to report on stories that could make the NFL uncomfortable. Schefty only exists to be the first to tell you that…

Seriously. It’s not like Schefter was leading the investigative desk at the Washington Post before shifting his focus to being the first person to Tweet NFL news. He’s not a journalist, he’s an RSS feed capable of making a phone call. His interest has been tied to keep NFL players, executives, and owners happy for as…

Dear Splinter, Jezebel, and Root writers and commenters:

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Man, NY in the 1990s gave us the Wu, Black Moon, Mobb Deep, Nas, Biggie, Big L, Fat Joe, Big Pun, and Nore yet somehow supremely overrated Hov became the biggest star of all

Inadequate Man

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

I usually use third party sites to find the flights I want and then go to the carriers site to book them.