I am a plaintiff’s lawyer and all of my cases are contingency fee. Some cases are wildly expensive to litigate—costs can easily go into six figures. The clients that have these claims do not have any money to advance so the lawyer must advance, hold that cost for the years it takes to litigate and hopefully get it…

Who better to craft a Cy Young winner than someone who actually knew Cy Young.

Bluejackets fan and I was glad to see not only a first time SC winner but anyone but fucking Boston and that loser douche machine Marchand.

And your offensive tackles, Henry Facemask and James Holder.

Even Bruins fans have to deep down know that nobody should be shedding tears for them. No doubt this was a bad miss. Bruins have been the beneficiaries of that all playoffs, it was bound to come back around.

Jesus take  Tweel

You wanna know what the best thing about tweels will actually be?

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

They don’t have anything on Pelosi. She, and most of her fellow democrats, simply lack the courage to act. They’re spineless. They’ve been spineless for decades. This is acting according to type...it’s not remotely new.

No it is not. Sports is entertainment. Watching the equivalent of The Grassy Knoll video for 10 minutes 5 times a game while nothing else happens is not entertaining.

This cloud aint gonna get yelled at on its own.

Please accept my assistance in yelling at this cloud. 

welcome to the right side of history, my friend. 

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

Dude, a mortgage is a good financial tool. Putting cash down on a house is not a wise smart use of your money, regardless of how much you have.

I think this one was worse, honestly.

Agreed, but Jon Miller is a national treasure and it sucks that Giants fans get him all to themselves.

My wife is rebinging Parks & Rec, and my ears perked up when the lawyer announced he’s from the law firm of Babip, Pecota, Vorp & Eckstein.

I’ve learned more about baseball listening to Jessica Mendoza talk than I did from 30 years of other assholes doing it.

“I see your lawyers are very expensive, so your objections are sustained.”