Well, I know the Mack Khalil will make you jump, jump. As I assume, will the Khalil Mack.

That guy was a numbnuts. Celebrating like he’s a gift to footballing when he was about 5% of that play’s success.

Zlatoff

Zlatan Ibrahimovish

Imagine writing a description of a Mitch Hedberg show. “He concluded with some brief non sequiturs about absurd and frankly unlikely situations. I guess you had to be there?”

Uh Willie Mays is very much alive...

King: It’s Zizouuu! Aaahhh!!
JR: I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!! What’s he doing here? He’s supposed to be in Spain!
Zidane sprints to the ring, steel chair in hand
JR: Zidane, through hellfire and brimstone, has returned! And—
Zidane lays Mourinho out with the chair
JR: MY GOD! The steel chair to Mourinho’s chest. I swear that’ll…

Two guys who just like to ask questions

“... and two dozen dogs, former strays...”

Evangelicans wail so much about Islam, unable to recognise they advocate for many of the same things and principles... 

This “blame” is a stock standard affirmative defense. It’s automsticaly included in any responsive pleading where it’s remotely possible because if not raised it’s waived.  It would be malpractice not to include it.  It doesn’t mean it’s an actual argument that’s being raised.  

McVay looks like that guy that goes into bars and asks what IPAs they have on tap.

Yeah, you need to step back and look at the big picture here to realize how signficant this is.

If they’ve flipped Weisselberg, everyone in the Trump Org has to know the jig is up. He’s the CFO and has worked with Trump for 30+ years. You’re going to see a parade of rats running over the side of the ship now. 

Yeah, that word is considered offensive in the U.K. I have no idea what he was trying to say at the end there.

There has to be a place for cartoon animals and oversize curiosities, in Sandusky and everywhere, if only because there are so many people excited to see them.

The little kid who never got tired of making “zoom-zoom” noises as I crashed my Hot Wheels into the Tonka dump truck, says Nice Price!

How was the roast beef?

This is likely what happened; I think Lamey was talking to this person about an anecdote that was meant to illustrate how racist language had been used at the track and he actually repeated the n-word instead of saying ‘en word’.*

Nobody who went to college listened to Kid Rock, and the people who did listen to Kid Rock are trying to get him to run for President. Coincidence?